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Drive To KFC

Niall Horan decided to change the lyrics (and technically song title too) from "so baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind" to "so baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC" on tour in 2012-2013
Niall Horan: So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC!
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KFC

k.f.c - keep fucking chicks
Like kfb keep fucking bitches
Friend - I don’t even be fucking with bitches emotionally anymore. Ever since Tasha did me dirty. I just kfc & move on.

Other friend - word, I kfc too but I still simp over them lmao 😆
by Undefined culture April 9, 2021
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Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!
"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"
by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024
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KFC muncher

a KFC muncher, also known as a nigger, is a black guy who you usually see in KFC. They also go by the terms vine swinger, basketball player or cotton picker. They are usually agressive.
Timmy: see those KFC munchers eating chicken over there.
Bob: I would stay away of them if i were you, they seem dangerous.
by KFCHater911 December 5, 2023
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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KFC Water

Bad. Aids.
Actual water from KFC
by marlxd July 8, 2021
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KFC

by Heather hates you December 30, 2016
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