Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

jonah

A person named Jonah is a very gorgeous women, she has a very loyal lover that doesn't confess to her due to lack of self-confidence , She is religious person and very genius. She has a very lovely laugh that can make you laugh too, she has a wonderful smile that can complete your day. She deserve a very special person because she is a very special women.

Joe: Jonah, I love you but I can't tell.

by jgrm August 19, 2021

Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.

Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.

by Gigachadus June 15, 2022

jonah

only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man

go fuck jonah or some shit

by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025

Jonah James Jameson

Jonah is the editor of the daily bugle and the boss of "Spiderman" Jonah is kind of a b##ch
Nobody likes him

Jonah James Jameson is stupid and forces spiderman to get images

by Dukcy March 20, 2022

Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly Halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow colleagues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vicinity crazily.

yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH

by user 294850292 June 12, 2021

Jonah

Jonah is a kid with dimples and curly hair. They’re also not very funny and have lame comebacks.

Don’t be a Jonah.

by Restroom January 17, 2021