Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

kinnie-itis

Severe and unhealthy obsession with anime and waifus. Check with your doctor to make sure YOU dont have kinnie-itis. Its contagious!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!

"Yuki got sent home today!"
"WHAT? how come?"
"She's diagnosed with kinnie-itis, stay away from her!"

by TheRealEnsychopledia October 7, 2020

more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted

Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024

little bitch itis

A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.

OH LOOK ITS A LITTLE BITCH ITIS

by bad bitch paper January 31, 2024

Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023

Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023