Garrett

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One of the best guys out there, honestly. He's got the most gorgeous green eyes and anyone can get easily lost in them and their beauty. While he does make some poor decisions, it's ok because he's just living for the thrill of it. If this reaches the right Garrett, then he should know how amazing he is and all he needs is to keep trying.

"Did you see that boy? He's almost as beautiful as Garrett."
"Garrett's honestly majestic."

by AHopelessRomanticFromTheCut January 29, 2024

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 15, 2019

Garrett

very short with an even shorter temper

“Garrett told me to f off this morning”

by lollolloveerrr November 18, 2021

Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

by dannydevitolover February 17, 2019

Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 09, 2020

Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.

Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.

by i_am_gorg_69 November 24, 2021

Garrett

The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.

You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!

You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.

by Randomnamelist69 December 09, 2022