Shit Fuck

A phrase used when something goes wrong.
Person 1: Your credit card was just declined.
Angry person 2: SHIT FUCK!
by chrispy krem February 26, 2009
mugGet the Shit Fuckmug.
This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.
Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!
by SerbShooter November 19, 2007
mugGet the Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whoremug.

shit-fuck

When neither 'shit' nor 'fuck' cut it.
Dr. Bunghole Inspector- You have AIDS

You- Well, shit-fuck.
by CatInYourHat April 12, 2011
mugGet the shit-fuckmug.

Shit-Fucked

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!
by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
mugGet the Shit-Fuckedmug.

shit fucked

Person one: why are you putting your shit in a bag

Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked
by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006
mugGet the shit fuckedmug.
YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023
mugGet the Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shitmug.

shit-fuck

Fucking an ass deeply enough to encounter the shit coming down inside. The person being fucked can push the shit down onto the cock and out so the person doing the fucking is literally fucking the shit, or one can say they are fucking the shit out of the other person as they pull it out on their cock.

Can be a noun or a verb.
"She took a shit while I was fucking her ass and it turned into a really hot shit-fuck." (noun)

"I want to shit-fuck her bad so she is building up a big turd for me to fuck." (verb)

"Did you see the shit-fuck those two had? I want to go next and really shit-fuck the brains out of him." (noun and verb)
by MasterF4U December 28, 2010
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