An illness with flu like symptoms that is contracted from close contact from a slut, skank or otherwise promiscuous female. Not to be confused with a sexually transmitted disease or the common flu, although carriers of the skank flu are more prone to contracting due to their lifestyle and love of the D.
"I made out with that drunk whore last and now I'm sick as hell"
-"I'm no doctor, bot sounds like a classic case of skank flu to me"
-"I'm no doctor, bot sounds like a classic case of skank flu to me"
by Mikeff July 27, 2009
Get the Skank Flumug. it's gonna kill us all
by JZ April 11, 2005
Get the bird flumug. White kid: dude I think I have Kung flu
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist
by hdlolsuport June 22, 2020
Get the Kung flumug. 1) A virus contracted from Mexicans, pigs, Mexican pigs, and rich kids who went south of the border for Spring Break.
2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.
3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.
2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.
3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.
1) Rick Kid 1: "I think I got syphilis on that trip to Cancun."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."
2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."
3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."
2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."
3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."
by Swinenator7 April 28, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. Flu flam (Verb)
To finesse something putting in minimal effort for maximum out put. Applicable most tasks flu flamming, is to pull a quick one.
To finesse something putting in minimal effort for maximum out put. Applicable most tasks flu flamming, is to pull a quick one.
Me and gang bought balenciaga boots, swapped them with some reps and returned em back to the stores…Biggest flu Flam no rap
by Flam4Flamery March 30, 2022
Get the Flu Flammug. When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.
Much like Jungle Fever.
Much like Jungle Fever.
John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd
Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd
Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. ~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?
by K.S.D. May 5, 2009
Get the bird flumug.