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Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
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Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper
No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe
by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009
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dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.
We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.
by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017
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dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)
Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.
by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011
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True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
by The Well Logger March 1, 2017
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Dutch Oven

The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
by Manda Pixel January 28, 2008
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Dutch Bird

A drunk person running around pretending to be an airplane. Typically the person has their arms straight out and is making airplane noises.
"We were playing Wizard staff and he suddenly turned into a Dutch Bird."

"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"

Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"
by XOPJ January 4, 2010
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