droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.

Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!

by Spanky97 September 10, 2016

Dong Love

Someone that loves cock

Those two are all about dong love

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

dibble dong

When a girls clitoris looks as if a man's scrotum has been chopped off and sewn onto it

Me: Bro, see that chick right there
Guy: ya
Me: I went dowe on her once and she has the biggest dibble dong
Guy: gross man

by Punjabi revenge November 26, 2014

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020