college block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting into college
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's admission into college
(n.) Since we both wanted to get into Brown, Bob (and his high SAT score) acted as a college block to my ambitions.

(v.) Bob college blocked me by telling the Brown admissions representative/interviewer that I had cheated to get through high school.
by lolwutgg February 09, 2010
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Block Man

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.
Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.
by luckstar44 May 11, 2009
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DO NOT BLOCK

Somthing you see on emergency exit doors or on signs on the road.
Emergency Exit Sign: Emergency Exit "DO NOT BLOCK"
by schizo_valdik October 03, 2019
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Thot block

When a thot is trying to get with you and you curve her.
Josh: Stacy was trying to get all in my pants last night
Dave: shes such a slut did you thot block her
Josh: of course no one wants sloppy seconds
by Saprano125 November 09, 2017
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Mock Block

to call a friend out on what he/she is going to sarcastically respond before they are able to do so.
Like the term famously known as 'cock block,' a 'mock block' brings a friend down, and he/she is not able to make a crappy comment because they have already been called out.
by dfwmary March 03, 2010
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fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.
Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!
by jjt3hii August 30, 2010
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book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."
by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018
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