Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Turf Talk

Protecting the ground you're walking on, and, then, or, directing traffic on your turf.

That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.

by Death0A December 1, 2014

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

surf n turf

surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.

*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!

by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020

Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011

suckin turf

When something is so totally awesome or cool. Can be used in place of awesome or cool etc. etc. Etc. Really reallyrreally awesome

"That guy is so suckin turk!" That movie was really suckin turf."

by huntergalford January 6, 2014

Terror Turf

Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.

To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.

I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍

My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.

I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.

by Constant Rectitude March 4, 2022