Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Mattie ice

This word is used to describe someone of great athletic ability. This person can usually throw low to mid 90s with ease. And hit 400 foot bombs. They are also a D1 commit and most likely committed to Vanderbilt.

Is that Mattie ice that just cranked a 400 foot bomb.

by Iigma November 2, 2019

matty

Someone who is inferior to Loy

Loy is just superior to Matty in every way

by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020

Dirty matti

The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti

"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"

by Renga4life September 7, 2021

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

Veli-Matti

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.

Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.

by Veli-matti November 20, 2021

matty diamonds

When the sex God drops his load on her ears

I pulled out and gave her Matty diamonds on dem ears

by Matt the big cat November 6, 2021