Harry Kane

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
The ultimate runner-up
Biggest bottle job in football

Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.

Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have

by MomentsFC July 15, 2024

kane oi

A sinister bald headed hedgehog with extreme overly aggresive and angry behaviour. One should never come between the bond of Kane and its bamboo or he will......

Kane oi!

by All American Great August 21, 2017

Kane and chumlies

Something Tane will never understand

Tane asked "what are kane and chumlies?"

by robbiekinks December 22, 2022

kane graeber

True nigga,nice around the ladies,pot smoker,and fucked anything that walks.

U a real Kane graeber

by Gangster the gangster January 22, 2016

Harrison kane

A silly little boy who loves children and is completely racist towards chocolate people

ew its harrison kane

by Kane Blake July 12, 2023

Kane

Big red haired Sex Lord
He may not be packing

but he knows how to use it

bro Kane is an absolute unit in the bed but its so tiny

by ImCoolBro123456789 August 31, 2021

Kane

Someone who had the nicest teeth ever and each time they go to the dentist they get sent out in 1 minute.

Omg there's Kane, look at his teeth they are so sexy. I wish I could fuck him !

by Daddy sugma October 19, 2021