by JULESMAR September 30, 2008
Get the boob-kissmug. Kiss Virgin is a phrase made up to mean you have never been kissed. Like virgin means you've never had sex.
by crystal e December 21, 2008
Get the kiss virginmug. by bffwav October 11, 2010
Get the punch-kissmug. by Lord_Nikki_G January 18, 2016
Get the vape kissmug. A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018
Get the Underwear Kissesmug. by Mr. Copeland November 1, 2017
Get the Moonshine kissmug. more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.
by x^7 May 10, 2023
Get the kiss yourselfmug.