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John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
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John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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John

John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.
John gives the best advice about my problems with adam I wish there were a guy like john
by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017
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John

Boy: who’s that?
Girl: That? That’s a John -.-
by Shippo’s shit November 14, 2019
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John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm
John has a really big dick
by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
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John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.
Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.
by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
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John

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.
the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!
by poppydinbus May 30, 2018
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