pink cobra

A woman's private parts.

She always gets off when I go down and worship the pink cobra.

by Ivan I. Dread November 11, 2006

angry cobra

The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.

DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!

OR

GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!

by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

Cobra Strike

Team formed in school in order to convince teachers to change certain rules or seating arangements

The class finally gets to sit where they want because they formed a cobra strike to argue

by Co-Captain Barracuda February 4, 2009

cobra armed

when you reach the level of highness that causes you to believe yourself to be the cobra from the car alarm commercial that bites the shit out of the car burglar.

me and my homie k dog got so fucking cobra armed last night

by nevasboy February 28, 2004

Couch Cobra

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.

"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."

by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 4, 2014