Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.

That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.

by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020

Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.

Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.

by broken.brandon October 25, 2018

Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life with Brandon.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.

Brandon will never disappoint

by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023

Brandon

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.

If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.

by Magical8ball January 17, 2023

Brandon

Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden

Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that

by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022