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Booty and the Beast

When you claw at your girl's back and ass while giving her anal and start roaring like an animal.
You could tell from the sounds of animalistic roars that they were in the middle of Booty and the Beast.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024
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Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.
by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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thebootydiaries

A Tumblr blog famous for arguing with people who have missed her blatant jokes, which generally revolve around her purposefully toying with bad grammar, though one post that started arguments was a joke about heterosexual men, and some people thought the post was serious.

The most well known post is when she brags about having 7 "gfs," 9 abs, saw weed 3 times, etc. and people took it seriously, and now it is a common joke on her blog to refer to people as "sweaty," which is "sweetie" purposefully misspelled.
Have you seen the latest discourse on thebootydiaries?
Yeah, I can't believe those idiots think she's being serious!
by Popp2 October 3, 2016
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