Tater Toot

When you put some dumbass in the oven and they come out soggy

Ahh, hell, i tried to cook my friends daughter and it pulled a tater toot on me. Samantha, how do i clean this bitch up and spill the news to Mark?

by The.Zodiac.Tickler June 8, 2016

Tuscan Tater

An overly tan middle aged woman with bad hair (usually bleach blonde) that frequents restuarant bars drinking too much white wine.

Three tuscan taters joined us at the TGI Fridays bar, it was mid December in Michigan but all were well tanned with hair like straw, each ordered a white zin.

by vanbiz November 18, 2011

hummin' a tater

A Southern U.S. term for a blowjob.

Hummin' a tater is way better than eating one.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

TATER TIZZLE

Another 2 lettered word for a gangsta depressed Emo...

Frizz: Maida wants to buy the DaVincci Code
Tater Tizzle: Why the hell would she do that???
Frizz: Cuz people say it's a really good book
Tater Tizzle: Yeah, but you'd have to read it to know it's a good book
Frizz: Yeah...people do that...
Tater Tizzle: What?!?!?!? No way!

by Tater Tizzle June 18, 2006

tater skins

Southern slang for testicles, particularly hairy, tanned sacs.

This term purportedly originated at a high school in Denton, Texas where "Tater Skinz" potato chips were sold in the vending machines. Students eating the chips noted how the chips resembled hairy testicles.

Freaky Freddy wore shorts today and his tater skins were showing.

by Mick Fly July 11, 2006

tater tot

very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot

Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

Tater Patch

a nicotine patch with a whole roll of gauze on it. its also soaked with acid. GREAT acid by all means. the patch tapes down a hookah hose connected to a hookah full of kush. and youre sitting in a "giggle" wooden chair. and uh, you have a foot peddle, haha, thats connected to a propane torch. haha. connected to a propane torch that lights the kush, haha, hahaha, hahaha, hah, ha. hahaha and inside the hookah hahaha, is pure tater made whiskey hahahahahaha, hahah.., ahhhh this should go on ideas.com. you should prolly like paste it before we get get office type, hahahahah, you .. ahhh well.. hahahahahahahaha shit.. aids.. oprah bitch

billy, where the fuck you put your tater patch at, nigga?

by tater patch September 2, 2010