Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.

Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!

by Winniethefoo May 4, 2009

Uncultured swine

Someone is is dirty and worthless, like a pig, but comes through as a good friend and ,for some really odd reason, leaves a good taste in ur mouth, like bacon.

Latasha look at that dirty pig over there sucking dick. What a uncultured swine she is.
Two weeks later...
Latasha look at our little hoe over there sucking dick!! Man I am so happy she came through to us

by Itssotrue August 8, 2016

Uncultured swine

A person who is ignorant and dumb.

Obama is the Uncultured Swine.

by AppleJacks1 August 22, 2017

swine jockey

a police officer on horse

Damn yo, I can't believe the riots were broken up by all those swine jockeys.

by wendy i can fly March 18, 2011

Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 1, 2009

Swine Slammer

One who seeks out slam hogs or girls lower on the proverbial "totem pole" simply for sport.

"Wow, Corey! You really are a Swine Slammer! I would even bang that Slam Hog beast of a woman with Sasquatch's dick!"

by DoctorofVirginity February 13, 2022

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009