Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, Oh Il-nam (오일남 O Il-nam). player 001 then uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" then you set off on your journey. To be continued...

I want a Skibidi Swirly pls

by plurgfish January 2, 2025

Sloppy Swirly

In the act of intercourse, preferably anal, bend the women over a toilet bowl and give her a swirly

I gave the bitch a sloppy swirly while taking my dong to brown town

by NAJ96 May 2, 2025

Brownie Swirly

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, cutting it up with a knife whisk or other mixing tool until you get an even texture. You then dump in half a gallon of bleach and the most vile thing you can get your hands on and mixing again. You then dunk your most hated enemies head in it then flush.

Yo I gave Chad the worst brownie swirly ever.

by Solairekiller June 20, 2025

Seashell Swirly

When a man jizzes in a woman’s ear and then drinks the jizz and earwax mixture out of her ear.

“Hey diva! Wanna do a seashell swirly tonight?”

by rorodingle June 22, 2025

Seashell Swirly

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and then drinks the semen and ear wax mixture out of her ear.

“Damn mamas you bad asl, can I give you a seashell swirly at the party tonight?”

by rorodingle June 22, 2025

Minnesota Swirly

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)

Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"

by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

Atlanta Swirly

An intense sexual act when one person receives a swirly while the other pounds the backside until he shoots sperm out of his mouth into the toilet.

A bully gives a nerd an Atlanta swirly

by Huge D Randy October 9, 2025