Swan Lake Tits

When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.
Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.

Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.

Jon: She still could get it, through.

Chuck: Hell, yeah.
by Niobe Rock February 08, 2011
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Cincinnati Swan Dive

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
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i'm the swan queen!

A statement of absolute power, usually uttered after you've just insulted someone else's lowly position. Used in the film Black Swan by Natalie Portman after her mother implies that she isn't ready to perform.

Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.
Friend 1: You're applying to Harvard? Are your SAT scores good enough for that?
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!
by the white swan December 26, 2010
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go black swan

When something is so upsetting or frustrating it makes one want to stab oneself in the face, either literally or figuratively; reminiscent of a scene in the film 'Black Swan'.
Man, when Jenna was complaining about Mary I was about ready to go black swan.

Swear to god if I have to stand in line for one more minute I'm going to go black swan.
by Luudy January 14, 2011
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Bella Cullen/Swan

A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!
Bella Cullen/Swan is the main female character in the Twilight saga.
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Atrium swan dive

In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.

Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.
Man if I end up studying this same stuff for 16 hours straight I'm gonna do the atrium swan dive.
by LawStudentsEverywhere April 29, 2011
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Nathan Swan

A really great guy who collects Transformers. He know's it's geeky, but that's how he rolls... thus he is cool.
Guy: Do you know Nathan?

Girl: You mean that cool guy, Nathan Swan?

Guy: Sure do!
by Indarian September 09, 2011
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