One may use "Target Sushi" as an excuse for calling in sick to work for purposes of skipping working that day while not actually being ill. It's an uncommon excuse for calling in sick but quite believable if you play it off correctly as even Sushi lovers may cringe at the thought of a bad batch of department store quality seafood. It may be a wonderful excuse as well since the following day upon returning to work it's believable that you would be back to full health as you simply had food poisoning from a bad serving of raw fish.
Hello, Yes boss I regret to inform you I will not be able to make it to work today as I (ughhh) am quite ill, I made the mistake of sacrificing quality for convenience and had a bad serving of Target Sushi.
Ey, Yo homes! Toss me a beer and lets get goin' to the waterpark I called in and told em "Target Sushi" !
Ey, Yo homes! Toss me a beer and lets get goin' to the waterpark I called in and told em "Target Sushi" !
by 1O80P January 3, 2016
Get the target sushimug. Having unprotected sex
by Ap0143 June 21, 2017
Get the sushi bullmug. when u go surfing and theres a lot of seaweed and u get barreled with seaweed all up inside the barrel
surfer: dude yesterday theres was so much seaweed in the water.
other surfer: dude youve must have gotten some sick sushi barrels
other surfer: dude youve must have gotten some sick sushi barrels
by steez101 September 13, 2009
Get the sushi barrelsmug. n: an absolutely brilliant (all be it Mexican) concauction of hotdogs cut artisticly, and boiled to resemble fish, squid, eels, and Dora pinatas. Most often served with beandip and hot sauce over tortillia wraps.
Alejandro knew that Larshonqua was WAY too classy for the typical rolled taco platter, so he opted to take her out for Mexican sushi in stead.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 7, 2011
Get the Mexican sushimug. A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
by thatsatsumaman November 13, 2011
Get the Sushi Toothbrushmug. Person 1: I like sushi
Sushi Boy: What? Is that some sort of a perverted term?!
Person 1: No... i meant it like the food... what were you thinking?!
Sushi Boy: What? Is that some sort of a perverted term?!
Person 1: No... i meant it like the food... what were you thinking?!
by MusicManic747 February 28, 2009
Get the Sushi Boymug. where one acts like he/she just ate bad sushi, falls on the floor, and acts like he/she is having a seizure.
by Seth March 16, 2005
Get the sushi dancemug.