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Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

Spaceface Stalker 

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Spaceface Stalker by DudeA March 24, 2009

Hokie Stalker 

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.
Hokie Stalker by elemental July 1, 2005

friend stalker 

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!
friend stalker by Jaja A August 12, 2006

Budget Stalker 

A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.
Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?
Budget Stalker by KidCuervo February 27, 2013

light stalker 

A photographer. Makes reference to photogrpahy being the capturing of reflected light.
I am a light stalker that specalizes in landscapes.
light stalker by Photo1 January 27, 2019