Spliff

Ok, a spliff is, and always will be, a cannabis-tobacco cigarette. It is rolled using two papers (preferably zig zag 1-1/4, but if your a beginner, go for the king size). You take the two papers and overlap them in an 'L' Formation. You put your weed and tobacco (i recommend Midnight special or bali shag, because it's a wetter, loose tobacco) together in the papers and begin to roll from one end to the other. Technique is important, you want to end up with a cone shape because it burns evenly. Also, if you dont want flying bits of tobacco and weed to get in your mouth, just remember to add a crutch, or mouth piece (not a cotton filter), and your set!

Anyone can roll a spliff, all you need is a lil yoda. I will say this though about spliffs: Dont smoke too many, they give you the sweats and spins like crazy. I remember one night My brothers british roomates and I burned 34 spliffs and played super smash bros brawl all night. It was insane!

by Not_Ian April 15, 2009

spiffy

A word used to describe something really unusually great! Like sex with sheep.

Fucking that sheep was just Spiffy!

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

spliff

can mean just a fattie, but a spliff is also a small, rolled up peice of cardboard put in the hitting end of a joint to act as a scoobie snack catcher. Also opens it up and lets it hit huge, like its supposed to.

I smoke two spliffs when I smoke two spliffs. And fuck you frenchies and euro trash trying to act like we don't smoke mad reef in America. Go Canada!

by yermom December 28, 2005

spiffy nifty

to say something is cool, or cool and nifty-handy like.

"Look! We just got a new dishwasher! What do you think?"
"It's spiffy nifty"

"How do you like how I re-decorated the living room?"
"It looks spiffy nifty"

by Juliet April 11, 2004

spiffy d's

what you say to a guy with a nice car.

next time you see some one with a nice car. you tell them spiffy D's.

by gabe grocholski March 31, 2008

spifferblabzing

Spitting up ice cream on a girl while she goes down on you. Alternatively, reading Gravity's Rainbow while waiting for a call from a former girlfriend on Passover.

"I was spifferblabzing on that ho. Boy did I screw up."

by Drunk Lawyer July 3, 2009

Spifftastic

Something that is Spiffy & Fantastic.

You are so Spifftastic. That shirt is super Spifftastic!

by Mizzi Affy February 4, 2010