Skerd

Someone (usually a girl, but may be a boy), who is both a nerd, and a sket.

They try to be popular by dating loads of guys and having sex with anyone who has a dick, not caring who it is and just thinking them as "walking sex", but at the end of the day they're just nerds trying to act cool.
They may be intelligent, nice-looking girls, but they'd do anything to be popular. Sort of strange suck-ups!

'Ugh, I hate that Megan girl. She's such a Skerd!'

'You little Skerd!!'

by amazing weirdo girl <3 July 8, 2014

Snead

When smelling another mans butthole, the smeller sneezes.

I'm pretty excited I hope I don't Snead.

by Brrob22 October 12, 2016

snard

Snails that mock you by destroying your yard - no matter what you do to kill or contain them. Snail+yard

Dang Snards!Nothing I do can control them.

by SimplyFigs August 11, 2011

Sneed

An alternative word for „Need“ used primarily for Hyperbole or Exaggeration

>texting friend
„Yo dude have you seen so and so she’s so hot!“
„Show me“
>picture
„SNEED“

by Polarbearwaffen March 22, 2021

Crenshaw sneed

The stupid fucking nigger that’s failing every class and threatened to shoot you

Crenshaw sneed

by Sussybakaballs April 13, 2022

Sneed

Nerds who dress like tomboys and can say the alphabet backwards

Does she seriously think she is a sneed??

by minpipnamshan June 4, 2018

snead

mixture of sneaky, devious, vulgar, unscrupulous, underhand in a sexual sense. it was first used near Glasgow UK, in 1988, uncorrectly as the pronunciation of 'snide' which means bogus/counterfeit. It has no reference whatsoever to a golfer of the same name.

1. His advances to her where going nowhere. He was drunk and acting like a Snead and annoying every female within a square mile. or: 2. He had three girls going at the same time, none of them knew it, he was King Snead.

by bamberjamber July 8, 2004