dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

Snarf

Snarf has many definitions, as stated Captain Reese the Fucking Wizard Johnson, and really could be used in most situations in place of almost and verb. Also may be used as a sign of great surprise. Term coined by a local Vermont band, Pyronova.

"Look at him, just snarfing along."

"He snarfed it right out of Jeff's hand!"

"He thinks he's snarfing around."

"May the snarf be with you."

"SNARF!"

"You snarfing scared me!."

by Pyronova April 18, 2010

snarf

someone who farts in the tub and then eats the bubbles as they surface

DId you know johnny eats fart bubbles in the tub? Hes a total snarf

by Fuckface!123 July 9, 2021