smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

smurf

Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.

Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.

by Pygme September 21, 2005

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015