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Selden

A feminine name for women of a certain culture. People who own this name are kind and sweet. They have a good sense of humor but do not know how to read the room. On their phone 24/7 and average grades. They procastinate a lot but somehow finish doing their work.
eg: selden looks kind but she's a real devil!!
by spamoa February 7, 2022
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bubble shield

synonym for a condom, often used by halo fanatics while engaging in halosex.
hold on i need to put on my bubble shield.
by master chief696969 January 13, 2008
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Shem-Shield

The ultimate defense with the effective range of 148cm. Due to the quality of the sheild, the user will be protected from anything ranging from wood splinters to an armageddon sized meteor falling from the sky. The sheild must take the brunt of the attack in order for absolute protection to the wielder to be granted.

It is also light and easy to carry. Please keep in mind that as a shield, it will break with repeated use. However, it can be reforged again and again. Make sure you never leave home without one~
Defend me my Shem-Shield!

A: My Shem-Shield is amazing. I totally thought Godzilla was going to kill me back there.
B: I know right! I can’t wait to get a Shem-Shield of my own!
by GeAa September 15, 2018
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worthless shield

the worthless shield is an invisible force that provides protection for people who are the lagrest drain on society in the world. ever notice how the really worthless people get shot 14 times or are involved in horrible accidents yet survive?

the only ways to disable the worthless shield are for the procted person to find religion, get a GED, or get a good job. this is evidenced by the interviews on the news of family members after a loved one has been killed. they always say "lil boosie just got baptised and got his life right" or "dehdeh just got his GED and was gonna straighten himself up" or "taequan just got a job with the city and started paying his child support."
guy 1: did you hear about the guy who got shot in the hood yesterday?

guy 2: no, did he die?

1: yeah he was dead before the ambulance got there.

2: did he just get his GED?

1: thats what the family said. how did you know?

2: he fucked around and lost his worthless shield.
by champcc1 February 18, 2009
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heat shield

A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of the saran wrap. The heat from the feces will warm the face. WARNING: Death from suffocation may result...but if you're sick enough to be doing this, the world is probably better off without you.
"I enjoy the warming sensation of the heat shield all over my face."
by JS via CP September 18, 2008
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sheldon

a complete piece of shit . run away if u have a friend called sheldon , he's dangerous .
'hey , who's he ? he seems nice'
'u mean sheldon ? no , he isn't '
'why do u say that ?'
'he's abusive , a bad person . don't ever trust him'
by jellojelly June 13, 2020
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senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.
Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!
by Mokhok April 4, 2010
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