Side-Whore

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.

A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.

Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.

A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.

by WeAre1 December 3, 2010

Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self

.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!

by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

South Side Middle School

a middle school in rvc ny where the girls are bitches and the science teachers sucks

South Side Middle School is such a slutty school!

by qwertyuiopolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 20, 2019

the big island which is off the side of europe

england, the home of the roadman

dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot

by the pharmicist May 6, 2020

soup on the side

Causal way of saying suicide without causing your friends to worry about you too much

Mark: aw man that sucks I’m sorry
Dan: ha yeah I want to commit soup on the side
Mark: let’s get ice cream

by Coolrat5 August 13, 2018

butter side up

Ass (butt) in the air, posed, waiting for sex. Sexual position.

I flipped her butter side up.

by Arkham69 February 25, 2015

Side of Gravy

After busting a nut into his hand, the man precedes to wipe his anus with his load followed by a nice clean slap to the woman on her face. Which refers to the term a side of gravy.

Oh dude I dished out a side of gravy to my mother in law, man was my wife pissed.

by Squirt the Skunk January 20, 2009