Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Vagina Shock

When girls get a pain (feeling like a shock) in there vagina going up to there boob for no reason at all, happens at random time with no explanation.

I just got a vagina shock, and it hurt so bad

by prettybaby October 20, 2019

spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.

Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.

by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009

Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours

I gave my girl turtle shock

by LAGOUT July 20, 2019

shock-ed

The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.

I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.

by Tuschar November 21, 2009

G-Shock

Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.

OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!

by Knowledgest August 20, 2012

baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"

by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007