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Psycho: fmuo funny lol obamna amnogus sussy sus balls FUNMY!!
Random bystander: What the hell is this guy talking about? Is this a shitpost or am I having a stroke?

by Ballfondler #1 fan August 21, 2022

Shitpaste

When you take a massive slimy shit in a toothpaste bottle then make someone use it.

Yo! Did you see how disgusted john was when I gave him some shitpaste?

by Pokeymandude October 29, 2022

Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".

Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995

by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023

nice shitepipe

If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up

Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole

by McGinnTheRealOG December 18, 2013

Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

by Nibtard January 20, 2019

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Good Shitposting

The act of creating a comedic video or picture relating to a specific topic so effectively, that people who know little to nothing about said topic will still find the video or picture to be comedic.

Bill: Hey, Frank, look at this shitpost I found for FlingSmash!

Frank: I haven't even played FlingSmash and it looks hilarious! This is good shitposting.

by RememberTheAmibo June 19, 2020