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Shit in my asshole

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole
SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ
by Niggajuic May 2, 2019
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you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015
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no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck
guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass
by beanboy88 January 13, 2010
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shit in your ass

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.
Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass
by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018
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shit from the asssssssssssssss

When something's bullshit, or literally shit, or when someone or something is being a pain in the ass or fucked up.
n. That was a huge shit from the asssssssssssssss
v. I'll call you back later, i'm gonna go shit from the asssssssssssssss.
adj. That test was so shit from the asssssssssssssss... i think i failed it.
by TaMaDe88888 April 3, 2009
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hit the shit on that asscopter

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!
by pinkgummi May 12, 2018
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Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.
"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded
by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008
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