Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004

Shank

1. A homemade knife or stabbing weapon.

2. A short wank, time constrained by location and/or circumstances.

1. Pimp Daddy Smurf shanked Alfonzo for stealing his toilet wine.

2. That blonde walked by me between classes, so I slipped in the john and pulled a shank before second bell.

by Cameron DiAss January 30, 2009

Shank

To stand a woman on her head and eat her like an ice cream cone.

I would love to shank the cougar at the end of the bar!

by Skippy Whitlock June 29, 2010

SHANK!

A colaaambian word meaning to thieve something from an unsuspecting person.

We SHANKED some toilet paper from Chile and they chased us.

by Jeb n Fiest May 13, 2005

Shanked

with friends....wen u poke sum1 suprisingly on their side or stomach.

clo pokes ben and yells...SHANK!
ben: u shanked me!
then ben pokes julie...SHANK!
then julie....continues....SHANK!

by jacksterz August 1, 2005

shanks

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet

"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"

by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006

Shank

To shank
1-To mishit (in sport)
2-To crap something up e.g. a relationship

1-Damn! I shanked that last shot!
2-I really shanked what we had going on, didn't I?

by Tomas-N November 12, 2007