secret window

You stowle my storay (secret window).
by Traveling Bob July 31, 2006
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secret ugly

A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.

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Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.

see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"

"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."
by Spencer S. April 08, 2003
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secret handshake

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
by O boy it's E April 30, 2007
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Secret Boss

In most RPG games(Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, for example) or otherwise, an enemy who usually has nothing to do with the story but when fought is usually much more difficult to defeat than that game's actual final boss. These enemies also usually present rewards to those who are able to defeat them in battle. Most are notorious for being a massive headache to beat.
Emerald Weapon in Final Fantasy VII and Vanitas Remnant in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep are both Secret Bosses.
by Shadow0113 February 28, 2011
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secret studier

a person who makes great grades in school and insists they do not study while in reality they go home and study tirelessly in order to make good grade, thereby effectively making you feel stupid
I totally failed that exam, meanwhile Damian did great and said he didn't even do his homework, but you know that's because he's a secret studier.
by Sweep Nips April 02, 2009
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Secret Pocket

:'See-kret Poh-ket'

The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.
person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'
by dannyboi86 January 09, 2011
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Secret Haters

A word that expresses the relationship between two people which might be described as a 'profound bound' - but instead of loving eachother, they secretly hate eachother. Quite a lot actually.
Person 1: 'I spent the past sixty years hating her.'
Person 2: 'So you've been Secret Haters for that long?!'
by heterosexualsherlock January 16, 2012
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