Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.
Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"
by Bipto3964 January 17, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word
I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”
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Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.
by Inevshsjsjshx November 02, 2021
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Schrödinger's bitches

We don't know if they're there or not
Mane talks about all the 'girls he pulls' but gets nervous when we ask anything abt them. Bro has Schrödinger's bitches fr.
by jambalayas November 22, 2023
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 29, 2023
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".
Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024
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Schrödinger's evidence

In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.

In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.
"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"
by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 23, 2022
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