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Scandinavian Wake Up Call

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call
by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009
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handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.
Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!
by muh ris uh November 4, 2007
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sandi

1. One who is always busy running errands. What kind of errands? Long errands? Short errands? Nice errands? Mean errands? Nobody fucking knows.
2. Term used to address those who have been horribly fucking mauled and maimed with a Sobe bottle because he or she misspelled "sandi" ie. Sandy
Sandy why you gotta be a b*tch! Oh...no. wait! please!! NO! I BEG OF YOU!!! OMG!! AHHH!!! *sandified* x_x
by izrofel October 21, 2003
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sandino

A word used to describe people who are cool, tight, off the chain, awesome, etc.
Mostly used to descrive men.
The person is cool, entertaining, hot, good looking, etc.

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Also, a person who was born in Chi-Town.
Everybody knows him, he is so fly, Niggas throw him deuces everytime he rides by. Everyone wonders why, he is so cool, but dont ask him, just do what you do.
Man, dat nikka was sandino.
YO look hes Sandino.
Dat nikka is Sandino.
by Jose12334534 October 18, 2008
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scandipop

Scandinavian dance pop music. The more insane and frenetic and bouncy, the better. See: Ace of Base, Whigfield, and Aqua.
Dude, let's listen to some Scandipop--put on some Ace of Base.
by RainingGators December 9, 2008
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Scandinavian Blockbuster

The sexual act of a woman doing a headstand while a man (or woman with a strap-on) fucks her while moving her legs as you would the oars of a Viking rowboat. (Pillaging and plundering is optional)
Friend 1: Damn your girl sure is walking hella strange.
Friend 2: Hell yeah man I gave her the old Scandinavian Blockbuster.
Friend 1: Fuuuucccckkkkk...
by JonahFlexOnEm March 23, 2017
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Sandington

The formal manner of describing a male with excessive amounts of sand in his vagina
Top of the morning Sandington, have you cleaned the sand of your vagina yet or are you still going "o natural."
by Sandington April 5, 2008
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