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Satanic Youth

A movement of young Satanists that originated from a Facebook page, known as the "Satanic Youth", which has now moved beyond Facebook and is spreading over the internet.
Contrary to popular belief the Satanic Youth movement is not some breed of drugged up bastards that call themselves Satanists just to be rebellious and get some attention: instead we value tolerance and respect (towards other Satanists)
Satanic Youth: Brothers and sisters in Satans name, united

I'm a member of the Satanic Youth Army
by SatanicYouthArmy October 21, 2010
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Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.
SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...
by cwapface July 1, 2004
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satanist

someone who believes that they are they're own god and can control the path their life takes, satanists DO NOT worship satan (that is luciferism) but mearly worship themself, satanism is the most mis-understood religion there is.
Dumb kid: omg your a satanist that means you worship satan!

Satanist: no moron it means that i accually believe in myself it has nothing to do with the satan in the bible

Dumb kid: well then why is it called SATAN-ism hmm?

Satanist: because LeVey mearly called it that in his notes

Dumb kid: whos Levey?

Satanist: oh why do i even try?
by Hiliary.A January 6, 2008
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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic but hates Christianity and lives by the philosophies of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible (hedonism).
I believe that I am the first Agnostic-Satanist.
by Epigone July 2, 2003
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Satanisticationism

To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.
Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.

Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.
by WESTY7 June 30, 2010
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saari

saari is a lit human being

-shes sups tall
"Saari is tall, dude."
"I know, dude I want a Saari."
by TheUrbanGoddess October 14, 2018
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Satanic Kink

Satanic kink is when you pour milk all over your body and it looks cool
Bestie: “I have a satanic kink”
Bestie 2: “same let’s pour Milk over our body’s”
Bestie 1: “yes dady”
by Ben hardy lover September 27, 2019
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