Skip to main content

sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.
Don't be a Sammy Hagar.
by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015
mugGet the sammy hagarmug.

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.
"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth
by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016
mugGet the Sammy Hagarmug.

sammy sosa

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.
look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"
by david January 18, 2004
mugGet the sammy sosamug.

sammy sauce

is when you bang a chick on the rag with your clothes on. When your done you go to hang out with the rest of your friends and they point out the blood stains on your clothing....
He was so fucked up last night that he didnt even notice the Sammy sauce all over his shirt
by bowdown 82 June 18, 2011
mugGet the sammy saucemug.

Big Sammy

when a person gets down and dirty.You know in bed the people who are a savage are big Sammy roughing it up down there in the hole. It makes your mouth big and your hole very hard, It makes your bootyhole moist.
Tom was a big Sammy last night said Lacy.
Big Sammy he was putting small thing in my hole
by Sushiman10111111 April 10, 2017
mugGet the Big Sammymug.

Half-Sammy

a half a boner. usually enough to hide in pants but makes hugs and walking around in boxers awkward.
dude, i woke up with a half-sammy and my mom saw it.
by Dreadgazebo April 12, 2011
mugGet the Half-Sammymug.

Sammy Albeedh

he went to the bomb store for dinner, the gun store for breakfast, and sjiosoahfoad for lunch
its a Sammy Albeedh
by i suck 534 December 10, 2019
mugGet the Sammy Albeedhmug.

Share this definition