Rusty Mingo

To be known as a person that wears a mullet and mustache with pornstar confidence while performing a dirty sanchez.
John was often referred to as a 'Rusty Mingo' while describing his sexual escapades.

Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!

The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.
by Pheli December 21, 2010
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the rusty fishhook

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.
Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.
by green duck butter January 25, 2012
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rusty wakelin

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.
I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!
by Slappy Cheeselog December 07, 2006
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rusty trombone

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.
Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?
by Ballicker August 27, 2008
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Rusty Trombone

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
by Andy Rush January 20, 2003
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rusty gillespie

Rimjob while getting a handjob only to fart and fill the cheeks of the "giver"
I loved Heidi. Partly for her wavy blonde hair but mostly for the fact she didn't mind when I Rusty Gillespie'd her.
by John Paul Bones November 30, 2005
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a Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
by excuse for a prom November 22, 2010
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