Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing
We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.
by smarteepants February 25, 2012
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Party Rig

A term used by someone who has grand delusions that he is the life of party. Realistically, it is quite the opposite.
Person who is a Party Rig: "I am such a party rig. I go out all the time and everyone thinks I'm so awesome".
by BrisMan October 17, 2011
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Pessi Rigging

"Pessi Rigging" is a term for most social media users representing hate and disrespect toward Argentine football player "Lionel Messi" for "rigging" football by either cheating or getting calls for him too much. Normally said for Cristiano Ronaldo Fans or Messi haters, they will say this for him rigging many things, such as trophies, individual awards, or stats.

This phrases hasn't been very much popular in the football world until after the 2022 FIFA World Cup held in Qatar, which Lionel Messi and Argentina remained supreme and won the coveted title. The Argentine National Football Team, and specifically Messi, were being criticized for having an excessive amount of penalties given during the tournament. They had a whopping 5 penalties in 6 games. The most in World Cup history since 1966.

After this moment occurred, many fans have criticized Messi for having many penalties, saying they were "rigged" or "undeserved". Even now people are calling him "Pessi" for having too many penalties taken during the tournament, or known for missing the penalties, which refers to his miss in the 2nd Group Stage game vs Poland, even though Argentina won that game 2-0.

Now fans have been enraged over this, also calling him "Rigged" as now Barcelona has been charged (Not Convicted) for bribery to the Referees, this is also popular in the "Negreira Case", which is a case between FC Barcelona and José María Enríquez Negreira.
Pessi Rigging everything, he rigged the penalties, the Ballon D'ors, the Champions Leagues. He will never be the GOAT.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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Jiggy rig

to fix something that is ghetto
I will jiggy rig the broken handle on the toliet
by mr fix it June 18, 2009
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Jery Rig

An old Navy term used to describe a half ass attempt at repairing something. Also a makeshift way that may work short term, that a qualified technician with the proper tools would never concider. Also the way an idiot would fix something.
I used wire crimps, and snakeskin as a Jery Rig to make the extinsion cord longer.

I put bubble gum on that leak on the water cooler, some Jery Rig huh?

I had the runs so I Jery Rigged it by shoveing my head up my butt.

by Toka Jay May 08, 2008
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rig piglet

Didja hear? Wendy's having a rig piglet!
by K. columbo June 14, 2008
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Rig it All

A person that has the ability to fix, repair, or modify just about anything, even if its not the right way, it seems to work for some bizzare reason. this person is often doubted by others, but thier doubts are not usually credible.
go see Mikey Rig it All if you want that car to be fast. He can modify anything.
by wilbur February 21, 2006
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