ridetrials

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion

1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night

by OfficialJudgeoftheUniverse February 15, 2021

Saturn Ring

Is a scared tissue area on the shaft. Caused from masterbating a lot.

I have a Saturn ring now.

by Trijata February 15, 2019

Ricardo Milos

Very sexy and intriguing man of Brazilian descent. He is known for a video posted in 2010 featuring him dancing with an American flag thong and a red bandana. Despite what ‘DillKosher’ said in his definition, The video is in fact very good for children to watch, seeing as he is an "adult role-model". He may also be referred to as “The first thing you see when you enter heaven”.

Who is Ricardo Milos?
Some guy in a thong. Please DO watch it

by M&MAngryBirdOnJah March 9, 2019

Rickety Cricket

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

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The most ultimate form of the word who even better than Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of the word Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is
Guy 2: how the fuck did you say that

by I will inhail you January 31, 2020

tom riddle

the hottest mf youll ever meet

omygod hes so hot!!
that has to be tom riddle!

by Don’t use my name idiot November 28, 2020

Not always right

A Not Always Right customer is one that is 1. Trying to get something for nothing; 2. Abusing the employee for one reason or another (trying to get their own way, or for the fun of it); 3. Doesn’t realize they’re wrong

Please tell me all the reasons you like our competition better, I don't have more customers behind you or anything. #not always right

by Tortured retail employee March 23, 2012