North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing

Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!

by ayee33003 October 16, 2018

Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.

"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"

by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011

North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011

Reeding

Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai

"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."

by Kuma February 26, 2004

bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

Redding

Located in lower Fairfield County, Redding is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Excelling in sports such as soccer and basketball. People from Redding enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation for a notorious partying lifestyle, Joel Barlow High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Joel Barlow High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers.

Ridgefeild Sucks

Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Redding."

Redding Resident: "America still makes cars?"

under-privlaged child "You must be from Redding."

by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$765 August 29, 2010