Remote

To jiz in someone's eye

I just remoted you

by rem126 May 29, 2009

Remose

Remose is a man with great wisdom, he can get any girl he wants no matter the circumstance the lie in his way. Remose is known for being an alpha male and can torment anyone with his start. He also hates born gingers and has a 48 inch kid.

when remose walked into the room all the girls throw their cloths away and started to rub their pussys.

by 69master;) February 2, 2020

Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

Universal Remote

Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.

Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"

by a. monk October 12, 2009

bell cheese remover

a sweaty bald guy with a chisle come's round your house and i'll leave the rest to your imaganation

oh dean you need a pro bell cheese remover it stinks

by bob September 4, 2004

Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

I rember 😁

I rember 😁 that I’m gay

Person 1: I rember 😁
Person 2: same
Person 1: wanna have gay sex
Person 2: sure

by Thegayman123 July 26, 2021