Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".

After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.

by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008

Mr. Reading

1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.

1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
2. "That car is so Mr. Reading."

by Terri-ann May 5, 2006

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

Redding

In redding there is nothing to do, thats why so many ppl get drunk or high here. there is alot of money, but i dont think the kids show it. i mean we were polos and expensive clothes, but we dont act like snobs.
But while mom and dad are at work or parties, the kis deffentally know how to have a good time, and never get caught. Joel Barlow-the highschool in Redding is shared by the easton kids, The highschool is a shit hole that is still being worked on.
overall redding is a nice place where kids know how to party.

"Damn you can out drink anyone i know, where you from?"
"Redding"
"ohhhh. that explains it"

by no thanks December 29, 2005

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011

Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible

Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.

by Adude72 December 9, 2008