Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

Reading people

to yell at someone for being a moron or when they just need to know about themselves.

I can't go one day with-out Reading people at this school

by Bunnyboy87 June 7, 2010

anus reaming

The action of taking one's hand and placing it in your no-no square, then spreading the girl's cheeks and tickling her peanut with your young.

"That girl is freaky!"
"Why?"
"She let me do some anus reaming"
"I'm SHOOK"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Reading, PA

I love Reading. One of the reasons is because it reminds me of books and when I dream about that place, I see books on trees and wear books. LOL. Anyways, the other reason why is because I like how it snows a lot but it is not that cold out (like Canada or Alaska).

Weather report for 19607 "Reading, PA" on Fri., Dec. High-45

by AIMlover November 28, 2009

Reaming

When a double reed player and there partner or lover do the naughty.

Eric were you and Janelle in the Reed Room Reaming this afternoon?!

by BsnManDan12 March 2, 2009