pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 09, 2020

pour-play

This is the time/effort spent pouring alcohol for your date, spouse or bar fly with the hope that you'll be gettin' it on later!

1. I spent 2 hours and $100 in pour-play before my date finally thought I was hot enough to go to my place.
2. Nothing like a little pour-play to encourage the fore-play!

by hawesome1 February 16, 2016

pour cement

Basically, code word for getting a guy hard. Associated with pouring cement, as cement becomes hard, (duh) and is useful to use when talking around family or innocent friends.

Girl: Hey, do you have and tips and tricks on helping me pour cement?
Girl 2: Girl, just get your man some Viagra, unless you wanna go try some weird natural remedy.

by HentaiNoodle January 09, 2017

Trop vrai pour être beau

Cette expression incite à accepter la réalité : elle permet de relativiser face à des situations ou des personnes qui peuvent nous décevoir.

Notre amour était trop vrai pour être beau

by MarianneMils June 27, 2020

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 05, 2025

Pour

Used to describe basically anything cool, pretty or awesome.

Wow that's pour

by June 17, 2024