The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 04, 2014
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positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.
After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
by Barking Frog December 01, 2013
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Plow position

A complicated yoga pose my mannnnnn
“Did you go to yoga last night man?”
“Nah what happened?”
We was doin the plow position.”

“I’m so sore mannnnnn.”
by Ryecca February 28, 2018
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John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
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The pyramid position

Sex position in which two individuals kneel and a third stands- individual standing receives traditional oral and anallingus at the same time.
-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....
by Suchasomeone April 20, 2021
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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666 position

Three ppl spooning while using dildos/dicks
666 position-
During a three-some
by 👉👌Miley boo💋 June 02, 2016
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