The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.

by xELiTexDPx September 04, 2014

positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 01, 2013

Plow position

A complicated yoga pose my mannnnnn

“Did you go to yoga last night man?”
“Nah what happened?”
“We was doin the plow position.”

“I’m so sore mannnnnn.”

by Ryecca February 28, 2018

John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

The pyramid position

Sex position in which two individuals kneel and a third stands- individual standing receives traditional oral and anallingus at the same time.

-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....

by Suchasomeone April 20, 2021

fifth position

A way of life.

Maybe if you were in fifth position, you'd be a better dancer.

by Jade Brown June 15, 2015

positive grunt

When u see somthing that turns u on, the noise u make when u see it.

Damn thats a positive grunt.

by Positive grunt February 11, 2018