Pople need to get over the fact that there is no such thing as a poser! A person should be able to do whatever they want without being labelled as a poser.
Random 1: He's such a poser, he's with the skaters but doesn't even have a skateboard!
Random 2: Maybe he just wants to hang out with them...!
Random 2: Maybe he just wants to hang out with them...!
by Random 2 December 28, 2005

someone who leeches off new popularity. may actually like the stuff, (like mcr when loads of people liked the black parade) but wears and listens to other things because people wear or listen to it.
they may actually be emo, but because they like mcr they think they have to wear stuff that they wouldn't wear anyway
there are real emos but loads are just kids who wanna be emo beacause they think there better than non emos because they think theyve herd something new that know else has heard.
they may actually be emo, but because they like mcr they think they have to wear stuff that they wouldn't wear anyway
there are real emos but loads are just kids who wanna be emo beacause they think there better than non emos because they think theyve herd something new that know else has heard.
poser1: o my god! heard the new mcr song? it the best one of the album.
poser3: do ya know them studded belts? im gonna get one because gerrard was wearin one.
poser 4: them emo sk8er bois over there are so cute. i love emo bois with side fringes and hoodies!
normal person: i dont like mcr but atleast i know enought to say they have 3 albums apart from you posers who just think the black parade is there first one.
poser3: do ya know them studded belts? im gonna get one because gerrard was wearin one.
poser 4: them emo sk8er bois over there are so cute. i love emo bois with side fringes and hoodies!
normal person: i dont like mcr but atleast i know enought to say they have 3 albums apart from you posers who just think the black parade is there first one.
by bigsoapbar November 24, 2007

Someone who tries to be something they're not. People, you're only a poser if you make yourself one and most people who spend all their time calling others posers are the true posers.
Annoying Girl (shall remain nameless): You shop at Hot Topic? Poser.
Girl who wheres Hot Topic simply coz she likes the clothes: You used to shop there too before your loser friends told you to stop. So who's the poser here?
Girl who wheres Hot Topic simply coz she likes the clothes: You used to shop there too before your loser friends told you to stop. So who's the poser here?
by Madeline N. April 17, 2006

Just about everyone these days.
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If you don't know what the "real" definition is then you are one.In other words everybody here,lol.
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If you don't know what the "real" definition is then you are one.In other words everybody here,lol.
A poser is someone who doesn't know the "real" definition of the word poser.You're all posers,lol.
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Only the cool,real "old-school" people will get this post and vote thumbs up!
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Only the cool,real "old-school" people will get this post and vote thumbs up!
by try hard you retards September 25, 2005

posers punk: "dude greenday is so fake, listen to the casualties..i bet you dont even know anything about anarchy"
greenday kid "yes sir i will go out and listen to the casualties and one day become just as lame as you"
they have the arguement while the actaul punk goes to a local show and enjoys himself
greenday kid "yes sir i will go out and listen to the casualties and one day become just as lame as you"
they have the arguement while the actaul punk goes to a local show and enjoys himself
by TribalSkull078 August 18, 2007

Someone who claims to be a goth/punk/skater/grunger/whatever without knowing what it is they're trying to become. Anyone who says they do Witchcraft and threatens to cast a spell on you (the rule says: don't threaten, don't warn). Anyone doing anything just to look cool. (Most "punks")
Avril Lavigne was going to do Country music until she was told she wouldn't be sign if she didn't do a "punk act", oh wait, she's not just a poser, she's a sell-out, too.
by Mary April 22, 2003

Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.
Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.
Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.
Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.
by PillsforIlls February 3, 2009
