Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

grippin porcelain

throwing up

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain

by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011

porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Porcelain Echo

The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.

Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.

I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Lulu Bean March 9, 2023

Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.

"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."

by WongtheRice January 22, 2024